The Prophecy Says the Dark Crystal Will Entertain Us: Netflix Announces New Series

Long ago, in the Age of Wonder when movies were not terrible, Jim Henson made The Dark Crystal. The fantasy classic about the duality of life featured mature themes, fantastical muppets, and no human actors. Now, during this time of testing, we can see evil will rule the world for a thousand years, but before that, Netflix is buying ten episodes of a TV show called The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance. These episodes will serve as a prequel to the film because of course.