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Beer is More Effective Than Tylenol Says Best Doctors Ever.

According to a Meta-Analysis done  by the best doctors ever and published in the awesomely named Journal of Pain, a couple of beers is more effective at relieving pain than popular over-the-counter pain killers. Of course, you need to drink more than three, which is beyond what other (lame) doctors suggest is safe. Or, as they put it:

Strongest analgesia occurs for alcohol levels exceeding World Health Organization guidelines for low-risk drinking and suggests raising awareness of alternative, less harmful pain interventions to vulnerable patients may be beneficial.

I can’t recommend trying both the pain killers and the alcohol together however, as you could wake up dead.